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The Forecloser
John Oliver meets with a Florida couple and rookie lawyer who foreclosed on Bank of America and turns their incredible story into a movie.
I want to live all of life…
I want more, It’s never enough !
I want a Gigantic sandwich with a million things inside it
I want Madonna to take her to bed
and then send her a million roses
I want a swimming pool full of Coca Cola
and while I swim I want to drink and get a tan
I want to call the American president
and while on the phone, I want to let it all out
I want a plane, I say, a ship,
I say a yacht, a submarine
I want to marry a thousand girls
and for each one, I want a baby
I want a helmet made of whipped cream
I want to then put it on my head
and then eat the whipped cream
eat it all until none remains
I want to be skinny with muscles on display
I want clothes from all the designers
and I want to win the Oscar and Telegatto
the lion and awards never seen
It’s never enough !
I want to know the why ‘of things
I want two tits like two melons
I want to know the books by heart
and the words of a thousand songs
I want to fly above the traffic in the center of Milan
I want to close with a patch the ozone hole
I want peace along my streets
, and between my parents
and I want to win all wars
I want to feel even more ‘noise
and I want to go to number one
the top soccer scorer
I want to coach the Italian national team
I want to be the general of the carabinieri
It’s never enough !
I want to know what the weather does tomorrow
I want to know what people think
I want to know all the dark corners
of my soul and my mind
I want I want I want I want, grass
I want to meet aliens
I want to see with the lights off
I want to find good teachers
It’s never enough !
I want to abolish the death penalty
in every corner of the universe
I want to stay forever baby
and find the things I lost
I want speak in all languages
I want a TV with a thousand channels
I want the forgiveness of all sins
I want to talk to the animals
I want to know who fired first
I want to sing more off-key then Mina
I want to know who came first the egg or the chicken
I want to pay billions in taxes
I want to find an oil well in my garden
and a spring of carbonated water
from the tap in my sink
I want Gorbachev to be made Pope
and that my sister finds a job
I want long and smooth hair
I want to find a friend who is a treasure
and I want to live all of life ……
It’s never enough !
It’s never enough !
Dedicato agli altri indecisi tra tornare all’Italia o meno…
(Source: pollicinor)
Wow… why did this not even cross my mind? What will magazine covers look like on the iPad? Can you imagine the possibilities?
via TUAW









